I am fortunate enough to be able to teach a night class at the local university. The email through the university gets a TON of junk each day from people who don’t bother to check things out or they are simply hoping to get something for nothing. This is one received today. I don’t know why I opened it, but it was an amusing response to the spam forwards. Read. Laugh. Take heed.

OMG!!!!!

If you receive an email entitled “Bedtimes” delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do
not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only
erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything
on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms
your ATM access code, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any
DVD’s and CD’s you attempt to play. It will program your phone
auto dial to call only 800 numbers.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink ALL your beer.

FOR GOD’S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your
Nair with Rogaine. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your
mattresses and pillows. It will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

And if you don’t send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you’ll fart
so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in
front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

Send this warning to everyone.

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Relaxing to the sounds of: Spyro Gyra - You Can Count On Me
via FoxyTunes

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