Will reality TV bring it with season 7 of American Idol? Here’s a play by play…

Oh my…Mr. U-ka and How Deep Is Your Love. Heavily accented, sweet guy, but phew. LOL!!! Paula: “I think you should keep singing for your enjoyment.” Too funny.

OMG!!! “Let my pppl gooooo” Dude sounds like he’s been on a binge. LOOOOOOW and drunk.

The first few weeks are so funny.

Who names their kid Temptress? And wow, she plays linebacker. Big gal. Sweet, but she can’t sing. Ahhh it’s a group hug and Simon is being sweet.

Oh dear…another one that sounds drunk. Really people. Wow. “crickets”

Instead of a dash of beauty, they get a dose of Udi (Udgeet). LOL! Udi sounds oogie. He is monotone and has no clue! Someone hand this guy a bucket and a wheel chair! Has his wife been telling him that he can sing? Really..

You know, I watch this show and there are times I just hold my breath. There are some scary people in this world. It’s even more frightening when they think they have talent.

Alexis, free spirit or freak? Strangeness. The voice isn’t the worst that I’ve heard, but she is in her own world. Simon: “possessed” Should she feel complimented that he said she seemed to be channeling Janis Joplin, Pat Benatar. LOL Yes, freak.

After the sad stories you can only hope that the person can sing. Angela- has a daughter with something similar to cerebral palsy. Working full time as a singer she better be able to. We will see more of this story.

Milo…39 (yeah right) Singing, No Sex Allowed… (Yes, this is one of those breath holding moments.) Simon- “We call it creepy.” I’m going to agree. Scary people…phew

The cage fighter…Wow she could kick Simon’s @55. And with the jello comment I think she would be justified. Singing Amazing Grace. Very nice and she’s cute.

I can’t believe Paula just sent a guy away to wax his chest hair before he sings. LOL cruel…and a little funny. He was wearing a belly dancing outfit. WEIRD.

And next up…stalker dude. SECURITY! Stalker dude sexual predator. OMG why hasn’t security stopped this guy! Singing to Paula about stalking her. And again I say…FREAK

And the real Ms. Stalker takes the stage. 28, single mom, and ready for her chance. Not a bad voice, but I don’t particularly like the crooner sound in a female. Picky about my female voices. Not usually a fan. She made it through but barely.

OMG Dude got his chest waxed. Pain pain pain. He waxed his entire chest and jiggly belly. ew. ow.

Chris Watson, like it. He has the look. He has a voice and a good attitude. He can pull off the dreads too.

Well, Star Wars Princess is interesting. Nice grandparents, strange kid. Her voice isn’t horrible…and then she starts some weird breaking thing in her voice. Simon- “give my love to the wookie” What’s a wookie? I just asked Jem and he did this weird sound. OMG tears. ROFL. (I’ve never seen Star Wars.)

And last up Brooke, the nanny to twins. Never seen a rated R movie, wow. Not many people can say that. OMG Simon is mean. I don’t think her voice is all that. Daring Simon to bring her to the dark side…danger! LOL.

Next up- Texas.

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